Monday, May 31, 2010

Stubborn As Hell

I spent two days this week banging nails out of hardwood flooring. What kind of nails, you ask? SCREW NAILS. Really, I'm just not going to say anything else about that. Here they are:


I wanted to see them all together, the way you might want to see your appendix after it's been removed. With a rusty spoon.

Below is some of the flooring I salvaged by removing said nails:


We ripped this flooring out of the area that is becoming, with excruciating slowness, our bathrooms. In the interests of keeping material out of landfills, and saving a little money, we decided to try to salvage it for use in the new closet and maybe the downstairs hallway. I posted on Brownstoner asking for advice on how to do such a thing. The response I got: er, why would you do that? The answer: I'm stubborn as hell. You remember the Passover seder we had with 24 people on good china with no kitchen three days after we bought the house? Right. So salvaging a floor should really be no problem.

We're a little stalled, because we can't hang the rest of the sheetrock until we have a plumbing inspection. And nothing else can happen until the sheetrock is hung. The plumbing inspection will happen on Tuesday afternoon. In the meantime, I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND IF WE DON'T FINISH SOMETHING. So I have set my sights on the walk-in closet. There is no plumbing in the walk-in closet. The sheetrock is hung. I have taped and plastered it. And today, I'm going to install the goddamn floor that I pounded the goddamn nails out of for two days, and then I am going to get down on my knees with an orbital sander, refinish it, and slap a coat of goddamn poly down. And the closet will be FINISHED. Thereby preventing my head from exploding. I will sit down in my finished closet with a nice shot of whiskey, and I will drink a hearty toast to my patron saint, Sisyphus.