Our plumbing is so hot. Holy crap. So totally hot. We could buy, like, twenty pairs of Manolo Blahniks with what we paid for this plumbing, THAT'S how hot it is.
That dress Penelope Cruz wore to the Oscars? I could buy, like, two of those. And you know how hot Penelope Cruz is. Penelope Cruz is hot. But my plumbing is, like, twice as hot.
But I have to say, I'm partial to the wiring. It's not as flashy, mind you. On the hottness scale, wiring is to plumbing as Bettie Page is to, say, Barbara Stanwyck.
Don't get me wrong - the wiring isn't cheap. We wouldn't do cheap wiring. This is top-shelf, Nobu-level wiring. But it doesn't, you know, shout about it. If you pay attention, though, you'll see that the wiring is actually EXTREMELY hot.I know you all look to me to keep up on the latest trends, so I just wanted you all to know before anyone else, plumbing and wiring are the new black. If you don't believe me, just check the cover of Vogue in about six months. ALL about plumbing and wiring. I guarantee it.
